Motivation Met(d)al Please

So I have so much to do...but instead I am laying in bed writing this blog. God I'm so productive. If there was a medal for most productive citizen- I'd get it. And I would wear it everyday and it wouldn't be ironic or anything, it would probably help motivate me to be actually productive. It would be like giving President Obama the nobel peace prize. I think someone should give me this medal, stat.

Things I need to do:

Finally cancel our old internet

Read like 10 books for a paper on a really obscure theologian

Do some bullshit one page write ups

paint my nails

make tea

work out (hahaha)

go to the doctor

pay some bills

watch open mic night at the HopVine

watch more of the final season of the L word

watch myself only do the fun things on the list and neglect all the real things

Damn it. Okay I'm going to try today. I swear.